“Someone should write a fuckin’ book, that’s for sure.” – Paul Avery (played by Robert Downey Jr.), Zodiac(2007)
“There’s no more hits in it.” – Jason Giambi on his reasoning for removing his moustache.
“Sheee-it” – Isiah Whitlock Jr. in everything he’s ever in ever.
“And they give the players like emotions, like they give them feelings. So like I play with the Titans. I play with VInce Young. They’ll be like “hey Vince is not happy with his contract,” well tell Vincent that he is not real, and uh, I will reset this game and start over…” – Nate Bargatze on Madden Football.
“And that is why I don’t like Cricket.” – Bob Fossil (played by Rich Fulcher) after some interpretive dance on The Mighty Boosh.
“The fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the “donate to charity slice.” – Mitch Hedberg on getting screwed on a pizza slice.
“Sometimes I’d like to get my hands on God.” – The Punisher, Frank Castle (Punisher Max – Issue 44)
“What’s that, some kind of interracial teabag thing?” – Charlie Runkle (played by Evan Handler) after hearing the term blackballed, from Californication.
“I’m starving… Let’s get some fucking french toast!” – Nicky (played by Leslie Mann) whilst driving home drunk in the 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
September 29, 2008 at 10:17 am |
when there is no more hits there is no more hits you cant argue with the man
November 6, 2008 at 8:16 am |
Three of my favorite quotes from my favorite movie The Outlaw Josey Wales.
“Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches. ”
“Reckon I’m right popular. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.”
And my favorite,
“There’s a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils. There’s another saying, Senator: Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.”